The Lucky Puppy

[Walt]

You remember the comments on grade school report cards? They were "Needs Improvement" or "Is not living uo to his potential". I guess that after writing things like that a couple of hundred times, the occasional teacher loses it and resorts to blatant honesty.

These come from the New York City Public Schools.

1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

2. I would not allow this student to breed.

3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

7. This child has been working with glue too much.

8. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

Here's the best one of the bunch...




When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, you should sell.


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