You Don't Know Jack

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You Don't Know Jack

Postby Walt » Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:14 am

For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, you don't know Jack Shit? Well, thanks to my efforts u can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep N Shit Inc.

In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, & the twins Deep Shit & Dip Shit.

Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout.

After 15 years, Jack & Noe Shit got divorced & she married Ted Sherlock & became Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit & had a kid with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit.

Fulla Shit n Giva Shit married the Happens brothers n had a double wedding. The newspaper invited every1 to the Shit-Happens wedding.

Bull Shit traveled the world & returned home with an italian bride Pisa Shit.

So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack Shit..

Keep dis shit goin!

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