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Snow Business

Postby Walt » Sat May 08, 2010 6:43 am

Jan 10th 5 p.m. it’s starting to snow, first one of the season, and the first one we’ve seen in years. The wife and I took our hot butter rum and sat by the window watching the soft flakes drift down, clinging to the trees and covering the ground it was beautiful.

Jan 11th We awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white snow covering the landscape, what a fantastic site. Every tree and shrub covered with a beautiful white mantle. I shoveled snow for the first time in years and loved it. Did both the driveway and sidewalk, later a city snowplow came along and actually covered up our driveway with compacted snow from the street. The driver smiled and waved. I waved back and shoveled it again.

Jan 12th Snowed an additional 5 inches last night and temperature has dropped to around 11 degrees. Several limbs on the trees and shrubs snapped due to the weight of the snow. I shoveled our driveway again, shortly after-wards the snowplow came by and did his trick again. Much of the snow is now brownish gray.

Jan 13th Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush which soon became ice when the temperatures dropped again. Bought some snow tires for the cars, fell on my ass in the driveway, $145 to the Chiropractor but nothing broken. More snow and ice expected.

Jan 14th Still cold. Sold my wife’s car and bought a 4x4 in order to get her to work. Slid into a guard rail anyway and did considerable amount of damage to the right rear quarter panel. Had another 8 inches of the white shit last night. Both vehicles covered in salt and crude. More shoveling in store for me tonight. That goddamn snowplow came by twice today.

Jan 15th 2 degrees outside, more fucking snow. Not a tree or shrub on our property that hasn’t been damaged, power was off most of the night. Tried to keep from freezing to death with candles and kerosene heater, which toppled over and nearly burned the house down. I managed to put the flames out but suffered 2nd degree burns on my hands and lost my eyelashes and eyebrows. Car slid on the ice on the way to the emergency room and was totaled.

Jan 16th Goddamn mother fucking white shit keeps coming down. Have to put on all the clothes we own just to get to the fucking mailbox. If I ever catch that son-of-a-bitch that drives that snowplow, I’ll chew open his chest and rip out his heart. I think he hides around the corner and waits to plow in our driveway again, power still off, toilet froze and part of the roof has started to cave in.

Jan 17th 6 Goddamn fuckin inches of fuckin snow and fuckin sleet and fuckin ice and God knows what other kind of white fuckin shit fell last night. I wounded the fuckin snowplow asshole with an ice ax, but he got away. My wife left me, the car won’t start, I think I’m going snow-blind, I can’t move my toes, haven’t seen the sun in weeks. More snow predicted, wind chill 12 fuckin degrees. I’m movin back to South Carolina!
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