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Will and Kate

Postby Walt » Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:22 am

What's the best advice Kate Middleton can get before she marries Prince William?

"Always wear your seat belt."

Prince William and Kate Middleton are going to have a fairy tale wedding, much like Charles and Diana's.
You know the one where the brakes on the carriage are cut and the prince marries one of the horses.


What will Katey have on her wedding day that Diana wished she had?

A sober limo driver.

So, Prince William dropped his chopper into Kate Middleton's backyard the other day.

I'm sure there's a double entendre there somewhere but I just can't see it.


Why was Prince Charles seen crying at the wedding?
His only son was getting married.

Kate's wedding night will be against her Will.
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Postby Walt » Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:30 am

Kate Middleton don't worry about a terrorist attack or a few protest marches. It's the white Fiat Punto you want to watch out for !!
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Postby Walt » Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:30 am

Q:Why do William and Kate go to Kenya?
A: To pet the Africans.
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Postby Walt » Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:33 am

Princess Anne has released a statement wishing William and Kate a long and happy marriage.
That's straight from the horses mouth

Going to be watching the Royal Wedding tomorrow with a box of tissues by my side

I hope Kate still wears that sexy dress.
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Postby Walt » Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:43 am

As a security measure for the Royal Wedding, all the doors of Westminster Abby will be set to manual.
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