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2012 London Olympics

Postby Walt » Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:36 am

Just got my tickets to the Olympic women's beach volleyball final!

Unfortunately, it's Iran versus Saudi Arabia.
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Postby Walt » Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:39 am

My mate asked me: "What is the shortest race in the Olympics?"

After thinking for a few minutes, I came up with an answer:

"Chinese," I replied.
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Postby Walt » Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:43 am

The 2012 Olympics is going to cost £8 billion! which is a lot of money. It'll probably bankrupt London. But you can't put a price on two bronze medals in cycling.
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Postby Walt » Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:46 am

I've got tissues for the women's beach volleyball at the Olympics.
Sorry, I meant tickets ... I've got tickets for the women's beach volleyball.
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Postby Walt » Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:54 am

What is the best event in the para olympics?

The cripple jump.

But don't miss the 1.5 meter dash.
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Postby Walt » Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:55 am

BBC News: Hiroshima withdraw 2020 Olympics bid...

There's going to be some fallout about that.
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Postby Walt » Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:00 am

Does anyone else find it peculiar that the winners of the track events in the Olympics are always black and the white guys always win rifle and accuracy competitions?
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Postby Walt » Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:00 am

What is the major supporter of the London 2012 Special Olympics?

Crutches.
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Postby Walt » Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:11 am

Do you remember what you were doing when London won the Olympic bid?

I do, I rang up my french friend from Paris, smugly saying "Ha ha, we won the Olympics!"

To which he replied "Ha ha, we killed your Princess"
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Postby Walt » Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:13 am

Using athletes to advertise for Subway is like having nuns advertising condoms.
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Postby Walt » Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:14 am

My girlfriend just asked me "Are the 2012 olympics this year or next year?"
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Postby Walt » Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:18 am

Got asked what the motto of the Olympics was today.

Apparently run like fuck is not the correct answer.
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Postby Walt » Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:23 am

What do you call a Russian pole vaulter?

Upanova
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Postby Walt » Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:35 am

What is the only thing that will keep the U.S.A. from winning the Olympics?

Drug testing.
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Postby Walt » Wed Jul 04, 2012 7:37 pm

The Iranian shooting team will not compete in London. Apparently the Olympic committee ruled that they could not use AK-47s.
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