A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a
knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation
and eventually asks the hooker, 'How much do you charge?'
Hooker replies, 'It starts at $500 for a hand-job.'
Guy says, '$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is
worth that kind of money!'
The hooker says, 'Do you see that Denny's on the
'Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?'
'And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?'
'Well,' says the hooker, smiling invitingly, 'I own
those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500.'
Guy says, 'What the hell? You only live once. I'll give
it a try.' They retire to a nearby motel.
A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed
realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth
every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, 'I suppose a blow-job is
The hooker replies, '$1,500.'
I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!'
The hooker replies, 'Step over here to the window, big
boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino
outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific
hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and
says, 'Sign me up.'
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed
than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his
money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one
glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker,
'How much for some pussy?'
The hooker says, 'Come over here to the window, I want
to show yo u something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is
laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and
'Damn!' the guy says, in awe, 'You own the whole city?'
'No,' the hooker replies, 'but I would if I had a