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Maddog Movie Reviews

Postby Walt » Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:55 am

Post a review of the last movie you watched. But here's the Rule; Keep it short. One sentence, the shorter the better.

The Ratings:

:( Best viewed wasted.

:( :( Waste of Time and Money.

:D :D :D Rent this movie.

:thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb: Buy this movie.

:notworthy::notworthy::notworthy::notworthy::notworthy: Pattern your Life after this movie!

(Feel free to pick and different smilie)



Here are mine:

Super Troopers Cops are not this silly. :( :(

Dukes of Hazzard Wonder Woman is STILL HOT!! :( :(

Pirates of the Carribean Johnny Depp is HOT! :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

The Secret Window This movie sucks, but Johnny Depp is still HOT! :drool: :drool: :drool:

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Johnny Depp is scary in a Micheal Jackson way,but Johnny Depp is still HOT! :drool:

Unleashed Ass Kicking Good Fun, get the unrated version. :skull: :skull: :skull:

Million Dollar Baby They kill her. :chop:

Team America PUPPET SEX! :omfg: :omfg::omfg::omfg::omfg:

The Sixth Sense He's dead. :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:

Basic They are ALL lying. :doh::doh::doh::doh::doh:

Titanic The big boat sinks. :skull::skull::skull:

Road to Perdition Don't follow Dad to work. :shock::shock::shock:

The Others Hire better staff. :omfg::omfg::omfg::omfg::omfg:

The Ring Don't watch TV. :omfg::omfg::omfg:

Kangaroo Jack Don't fuck with animals. :blah::blah:

Ghost Ship Stay on the boat. :doh::doh::doh::doh:

Catch Me if You Can Stealing millions can help you land a federal job. :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

Speed The big bus goes fast. :blah: :blah:

Jaws The big shark dies. :omfg::omfg::omfg:

Saving Private Ryan Everyone dies but him. :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute:

Braveheart Fuck the English. :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

Blackhawk Down Fuck Somalia. :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

We Were Soldiers Fuck Jane Fonda. :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

Spiderman With great responsibility comes a shitty sex life. :wall::wall::wall:

13 Ghosts Don't fuck with the dead. :skull::skull::skull:

Shallow Hal Fat chicks are hot! :inlove: :inlove::inlove:

Transporter Don't look in the bag. :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

Fight Club Get some sleep. :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

Forrest Gump Some millionaires are retards. :crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:

Castaway A giant FedEx commercial. :blah: :blah:

XXX What a rip off! This ain't a porno. :huh:

Charlie's Angels What a rip off! This ain't a porno. :huh:
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Postby cultistbyproxy » Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:03 am

Alien Vs Predator II The preds aren't the only ones who can break out nukes :skull: :skull: :skull:
I Am Legend Are ALL movie albinos psycho?:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

Superbad The name says it all.:usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :
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Postby captin_tickles » Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:21 pm

Observe and Report- Bipolar, delusions of grandeur, Anna Faris, hot coffee girl :bailout: :bailout: :bailout: :bailout:
Hey baby, keep acting all flirty like that and maybe later I'll show you my boomstick.
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Postby Walt » Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:38 pm

Lakeview Terrace: He's crazy. :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
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Postby Walt » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:07 pm

Gran Torino- Do not fuck with old people.:mad5: :mad5: :mad5: :mad5: :mad5:

Transformers II- She says "I Love You" first. :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
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Postby Walt » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:10 pm

Valkyrie- Hitler doesn't die. :wall: :wall: :wall:
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Postby cultistbyproxy » Tue Sep 07, 2010 6:43 am

Machete
A compelling story arc, mexican jedi to mexican Legalos to mexican Conan :wtf:
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Postby cultistbyproxy » Tue Sep 07, 2010 6:48 am

Piranha
Could any film more blatantly have the ghost of Jaws hanging over it, maybe seeing it in 3D would have helped :fucku: :fucku:
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Postby Walt » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:34 am

The Expendables- Arnie is in it for 2 minutes. :shootleft: :shootleft: :shootleft: :shootleft:
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Postby Walt » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:52 am

Ghost Ship- Get off the boat before everyone goes to Hell. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Postby Walt » Sat Mar 26, 2011 7:52 pm

PAUL- He smokes Dope and brings back the dead. :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:
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