Student Banned from N.C. School for Dressing as a Pirate

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Student Banned from N.C. School for Dressing as a Pirate

Postby Walt » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:45 pm

Weaverville, North Carolina- High School student, Bryan Killian (16) was suspended from school for wearing a pirate costume. This has sparked controversy for Killian claiming that his religion calls for him to wear "Full Pirate Regalia".
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Furthermore, Killian professes to follow "Pastafarianism". Pastafarians follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and believe that the world was created by the touch of his noodly appendage. Furthermore, they acknowledge pirates as being 'absolute divine beings', and stress that the worldwide decline in the number of pirates has directly led to global warming.

The North Buncombe County School Board ruled that Killian's eye patch was "disruptive". His mother, while sympathetic to her son's viewpoint, sided with the School Board.

Killian has since returned to school, sans patch.
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Postby foxyspygirl » Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:41 am

WOW, Can we say "I'M SSSSPEECIAL"?
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Postby cultistbyproxy » Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:12 pm

Nobody watches "Myth Busters"? OBVIOUSLY, he wanted one eye always prep'ed with night vision, in preperation of the 3 days of earth shrouding darkness that heralds the arrival of the dreaded ANTI-PASTA! "Blessed is he who sitteth not at the table of the overcooked, nor standeth at the counter of store bought sauce, nor walketh to retrieve the greenith can of parmesian. In unending night of holiday weekend HE rears his head, as a foulness shall ye know HIM."
The goverment does NOT create wealth, it shifts it around while taking a cut for its trouble
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Postby Walt » Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:30 am

It is written that the Anti-Pasta will come to earth, not in human form but that of a school administrator.

Don't skip playing the game. I scored 1250 on my first pass.

Note: In Pastafarism Heaven there is a beer volcano and a stripper factory. :arrrg:
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Postby Walt » Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:04 am

Learn of His Noodly Goodness in The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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So it is written so shall it be,

Arrrrrr! :arrrg:
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Postby EYEMIDIOT » Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:25 pm

:arrrg: Aaaarrrr!, Finally a Religion For Me And ME Mate's aaaarrrr! Praise The Pasta God's :arrrg:
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Postby Walt » Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:21 am

Pastafarians worship the FSM.
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Postby Walt » Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:28 am

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AAAARRRRR :arrrg:
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Postby Walt » Sat Apr 30, 2011 3:09 pm

Flying Spaghetti Monster spotted at Royal Wedding!!!
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Postby Walt » Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:01 pm

President Obama meets the the Leader of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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