I wasn't there for the Captain, but do remember it was Cory Adams-B shop specialist. We were trying to get away from Slaps/Sparky he was following us everywhere and for some reason was extremely annoying to the other guys. We were trying to think of ways to ditch him, it was Slaps/Sparky's first trip in Spain, and Cory knew him from Vegas. We would give each other a set of directions to meet somewhere. It sounded very covert: Go through the next two blocks, turn left. Then go to the first bar on the left. We ended up in some kind of bar that was below street level. Four sets of legs walked by, very short dresses and high heels!! I'm sure you can use your very fertile mind and just imagine all the catcalls! The girls must of heard the commotion and began to descend down into the bar. Cory the loudest, began getting quite "emotional" Damn-She's f*cking Hot! Look at her T*ts! Look at that *ss! It was so bad! As they were coming down the stairs, you could see their high heel shoes, then their ankles, knees, thighs, crotches, then their boobs, and then I saw their adam's apples! By this time the guys eye's were so bugged out that nobody noticed the tell-tale signs of TVs-the adam's apple!! I remember telling Cory-calm down, you're married. You shouldn't say those things. He would say something like: When in Vegas, stays in Vegas. I felt like I was the angel reminding him of his commitment to his wife, and he would say something really bad & nasty. Then like a little devil, I began to egg him on: I knew they were really men in drag; after all I was the only "real woman" there and had already sized up the competition!! So, after the guys ordered a round of drinks for the girls, Cory goes to the King's bathroom (maybe it wouldn't of been so horrifying if he had gone to the Queen's bathroom instead)! He came back shaking and pasty white saying: Damn that Chick's Dick is bigger than Mine!! For some reason Slaps/Sparky wasn't that bad to hang around anymore!!
"I would rather have a lucky general than a smart general ... They win battles, and they make me lucky." Dwight D. Eisenhower