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Postby fourlages » Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:08 pm

Marvelous Marfell and the Black Betty Song

Marfell never danced. He might of nodded his head with a song, but this one night...the moon must of been just right. Black Betty was blaring in the background, suddenly Marfell rips off his shirt, buttons began to fly to the right & left. Then suddenly a cigarette lighter appears in his hand, did I mention Marfell didn't smoke? Dancing center stage, Marfell swung his shirt above his head. He stood over six feet tall. Flames flashed above his head, he torched his shirt on fire, and swung the flaming shirt in time to "Black Betty". This was in the middle of winter, so Marfell was quite pale. The sprinklers came on, everyone was evacuated from the bar.

What was the name of the bar?
Hint: The bar was in Zell, along the Mosel river.
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Postby Walt » Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:49 pm

Holy SHIT!!! :omfg:
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Postby fourlages » Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:52 pm

It was called the Louvre.

I can't believe you forgot the name of the bar. :doh: :beer:
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Postby Walt » Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:32 pm

Who was the swing shifter at the Lik who took the vacuum out of the hands of the housekeeper and sailed it out of the third floor of the dorm?

The noise was keeping him awake.
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Postby Walt » Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:34 pm

CHIPPIE?
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1. Who was Chippie?

2. How did he get to be a Puppy?

3. Does anyone have pictures?

4. Where did he go????
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Postby Walt » Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:45 pm

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Postby fourlages » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:35 am

I give up; who threw out the vac?
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Postby Walt » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:12 pm

fourlages wrote:I give up; who threw out the vac?


That's the point. Someone did, but few know for sure.
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Postby Walt » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:20 pm

Orange Chocks

Some Bigwig was coming for a visit so we were cleaning up the area.
Lt. [name withheld] decided that the permanent chocks in the shelters needed to be painted orange. Like in Orange Section. We told him they had to be yellow but he was the officer.

Off went I don't know how many, 10-12 guys armed with cans of orange spray paint. By the time we got to the last shelters we were all stoned off the paint spray. As we walked from shelter to shelter, flowers got painted, people got painted, a lot got painted orange.

Monday morning the Captain saw all the orange chocks and had us repaint back to yellow.
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Postby pwhynot » Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:15 am

OKAY all you wannabe's!!! Heres the no shit about Chippie and the Vaccum.

(How many remember the "Hell night where fences were burned in a BBQ grill behind our dorm???? I do, I was there and could (but won't) name names. You know who you are.)

Chippie was orginally stolen, The very first time by the following NCO and Airmen, Sgt Paul Whynot, SRA Ed Applegate and AIC Bill "Tex" Lawson. There was one more criminal but I'm getting old. ( Iwant to say Fergie, the eng troop) When Chippie was "Liberated" from the Putt Putt course we took him back to the dorms where we ran into Jeff Albanese and Kathy Devries, we told them "You haven't seen shit, Ok?". We then put him on the roof of our dorm. Actually Ed climbed up and Bill and I passed his ass up to Ed. Next day, everyone sooner or later saw the results of our crimanal activity. (Thats the short version)

Next, the Vaccum!!! Again the usual two suspects, Ed and I plus (to protect him we'll just call him"Guido") Guido and a couple other guys that were stuck due to airlift problems decided to get some belongings that were taken by some local "Nationals". Well, as you can guess there was some beer involved and Kaos inssued. Well, this individual, the perpetrater of this devious act, was looked over by our flt chief, Steve Muaer. Well the rest of us endured countless interigations by the First Sgt, Muaer and other NCO"s. Well some cracked and came clean on the "Fence inccident" but no one and I mean NO ONE ever sold out our brother in arms about the Vaccum.

Well the time has come to reveal the man of mystery, his name was.......






You figue it out!!!!!!!!! To the grave my brother!!
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Postby fourlages » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:19 pm

Whatever happened to Albanese? Didn't he get some kind of rug burn, and passed out on some bowling alley girl? I think he was in the middle of doing it too? :party:

We called him the Italian Stallion after that.

Who said: That chick's dick is bigger than mine? (hint: Zarragoza)
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Postby Walt » Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:32 am

fourlages wrote:Whatever happened to Albanese? Didn't he get some kind of rug burn, and passed out on some bowling alley girl? I think he was in the middle of doing it too? :party:

We called him the Italian Stallion after that.

Who said: That chick's dick is bigger than mine? (hint: Zarragoza)


Jeff was also know as "All Balls, No Knees". The Day Room Don Juan."

Jeff then:
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Anyone know where he is now?
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Postby Walt » Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:34 am

fourlages wrote:

Who said: That chick's dick is bigger than mine? (hint: Zarragoza)


If memory serves, that was our good Captain Miller after breaking the Rasputin Special record.
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Postby fourlages » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:44 pm

I wasn't there for the Captain, but do remember it was Cory Adams-B shop specialist. We were trying to get away from Slaps/Sparky he was following us everywhere and for some reason was extremely annoying to the other guys. We were trying to think of ways to ditch him, it was Slaps/Sparky's first trip in Spain, and Cory knew him from Vegas. We would give each other a set of directions to meet somewhere. It sounded very covert: Go through the next two blocks, turn left. Then go to the first bar on the left. We ended up in some kind of bar that was below street level. Four sets of legs walked by, very short dresses and high heels!! I'm sure you can use your very fertile mind and just imagine all the catcalls! The girls must of heard the commotion and began to descend down into the bar. Cory the loudest, began getting quite "emotional" Damn-She's f*cking Hot! Look at her T*ts! Look at that *ss! It was so bad! As they were coming down the stairs, you could see their high heel shoes, then their ankles, knees, thighs, crotches, then their boobs, and then I saw their adam's apples! By this time the guys eye's were so bugged out that nobody noticed the tell-tale signs of TVs-the adam's apple!! I remember telling Cory-calm down, you're married. You shouldn't say those things. He would say something like: When in Vegas, stays in Vegas. I felt like I was the angel reminding him of his commitment to his wife, and he would say something really bad & nasty. Then like a little devil, I began to egg him on: I knew they were really men in drag; after all I was the only "real woman" there and had already sized up the competition!! So, after the guys ordered a round of drinks for the girls, Cory goes to the King's bathroom (maybe it wouldn't of been so horrifying if he had gone to the Queen's bathroom instead)! He came back shaking and pasty white saying: Damn that Chick's Dick is bigger than Mine!! For some reason Slaps/Sparky wasn't that bad to hang around anymore!!
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Postby fourlages » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:06 pm

Bud is correcting me: NOT Slaps! But FLAPS!!! :oops: :poke:
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