Kiowa Declares an Emergency

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Kiowa Declares an Emergency

Postby Walt » Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:21 pm

True Story

A U.S. Army Kiowa Scout helicopter was badly shot up one night in Afghanistan. The only things left working were the engine and the radio.
The following radio exchange took place:
Kiowa: Kandahar tower am I declaring an emergency.
Kandahar Tower: Aircraft declaring an emergency, please turn on your position lights.
Kiowa: I can't do that.
Kandahar Tower: How can I tell which one of you has the emergency if you won't turn on your lights?
Kiowa: I'm the one on fire.
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