Real Comments from Bejing Olympics

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Real Comments from Bejing Olympics

Postby Walt » Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:22 am

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weight-lifting commentator: “This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”
(I’m kinda glad I didn’t hear this one!)

2. Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I speak
from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”
(I heard this one and was very impressed.)

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father.”
(I heard this one and thought he should thank his grandparents, too.)

4. Boxing Analyst: “Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious.”

5. Softball announcer: “If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again.”

6. Basketball analyst: “He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.”

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: ”Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.”
(I heard this one and was afraid to look at the TV.)

8. Soccer commentator: ”Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve
got eleven Dicks on the field.”

9. Tennis commentator: “One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them… Oh my God, what have I just said?”
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