TEA PARTIES 2009

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Postby Walt » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:09 pm

NPR REPORTS

Morning Edition, April 16, 2009 · Anti-tax protesters wanted to dump a million tea bags outside the White House. They didn't have the right permit to unload them. Then it rained. Finally a protester threw a box of tea bags on the White House lawn. The protest ended with a Secret Service robot sniffing the suspicious package.
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Postby Walt » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:12 pm

THE WHITE HOUSE

The Obama admistration released a statement today:

"The President was not aware of these "Tea Parties" and is planning a meeting of his own".
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Postby cultistbyproxy » Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:29 pm

If there's one thing we learned from Wednesday's tea parties, it's how Anderson Cooper spends his nights off. Here he is with talking thumb, David Gergen:


DAVID GERGEN, FORMER PRESIDENTIAL ADVISER: "The trust level in the president on economic issues is extremely high and everybody else in the administration is well below him. But the Republicans a little below that.
So Republicans have got a way... they still haven't found their voice, Anderson. This happens to a minority party after it's lost a couple of bad elections. But they're searching for their voice."
ANDERSON COOPER: "It's hard to talk when you're tea-bagging."


"It's hard to talk when you're tea-bagging."

So true.

Now, if you're too old, or too high, to get it, here's the joke: The lefty media are goofing on the tea parties by calling it tea-bagging, a phrase used to describe an act of oral sex performed by a man either on another man, woman or — in Alec Baldwin's case — a cheeseburger.

And so you have Cooper's joke, which he stole from David Shuster, who apparently has never met a joke he hasn't beaten to death like a hunter on a harp seal:


DAVID SHUSTER, HOST: "It's going to be tea-bagging day for the right-wing and they're going nuts for it. Thousands of them whipped out the festivities early this past weekend and, while the parties are officially toothless, the tea-baggers are full-throated about their goals. They want to give President Obama a strong tongue-lashing and lick government spending-spending they did not oppose when they were under presidents Bush and Reagan.
We can only speculate why widespread tea-bagging made Cavuto think of the Million Man March, unless he got them confused with Dick Armey. And in Cavuto's defense, if you are planning simultaneous tea-bagging all around the country, you're going to need a Dick Armey."



Shuster's like an 8-year-old boy who can't stop sniffing his fingers.

I'm mean, I always thought I was the king of obvious jokes, but I lost that crown because the real obvious joke is Shuster.

So why is it that the mainstream media finds it so easy to sneer at these protestors, when you've never seen them do it to the bug-infested buffoons protesting environmental ills or the WTO?

Well, first: These protests involve people they've never actually met. These are average folks, not professional sign carriers. Most of them work for a living and keep their marching for parades.

Also, the media abhors these people because they question their Messiah's mission. These protestors know wealth distribution when they see it and they're calling it out because the media cannot bring themselves to do it for them. See, if you learned anything from high school, you never make fun of Mr. Popular.

Lastly, the media hates it when they can't control the story. These tea parties were hard to figure and impossible to spin. So, why not make fun of them? Why not make ball jokes?

But hey, who am I to judge, Anderson? Whatever gets you off, when nothing else will.

And if you disagree with me, then you sir are worse than Hitler.

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Postby Paulyllama » Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:19 pm

Thoma Paine on to Washington

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Postby Paulyllama » Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:26 pm

Red Eye Rips Keith Olbermann and Garofalo!

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Fox & Friends Reacts to Olbermann and Garofalo!


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Postby Paulyllama » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:51 pm

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Postby Paulyllama » Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:36 pm

Crowder on FoxNews' "Red Eye"

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Postby Paulyllama » Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:24 pm

"Desperate Left" Daily Show's Jon Stewart lies about Fox News with a deceitful edit

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Postby Walt » Sun Apr 19, 2009 3:53 pm

We must have struck a nerve for the Looney Left to be spazzing out this bad.

FYI: Garofalo should be tortured on 24. Wait a minute I mean, SHOULD Geroflo be tortured on 24 who"s gonna Tivo it????
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Postby Walt » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:12 pm

In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice

Cream has introduced a new flavor; "Barocky Road".


Barocky Road

is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and

flakes.


The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as

an ingredient.


The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.


The cost is $100.00 per scoop.


When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but

then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.


Thus you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding an empty cone,

with no hope of getting any ice cream.


Are you feeling stimulated?
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Postby Walt » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:17 pm

Senior Obama Advisor appreared last Sunday on Face the Nation:

"I think any time that you have severe economic conditions, there is always an element of disaffection that can mutate into something that's unhealthy."

"The thing that bewilders me is this president just cut taxes for 95 percent of the American people. So I think the tea bags should be directed elsewhere because he certainly understands the burden that people face."
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Postby Walt » Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:10 am

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Postby cultistbyproxy » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:41 pm

Fom 30 to 45 seconds on this clip. One stacked blonde's take on the Tea Party crowd having the last laugh over all the left's "tea baggers" snickers when it came to the Mass. senate race:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVw03aAM1tg[/youtube]
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