Maddog Movie Reviews

[Walt]

Post a review of the last movie you watched. But here's the Rule; Keep it short. One sentence, the shorter the better.

The Ratings:

Best viewed wasted.

Waste of Time and Money.

:D :D :D Rent this movie.

:thumb::thumb::thumb: Buy this movie.

:notworthy::notworthy::notworthy::notworthy: Pattern your Life after this movie!

(Feel free to pick and different smilie)



Here are mine:

Super Troopers Cops are not this silly.

Dukes of Hazzard Wonder Woman is STILL HOT!!

Pirates of the Carribean Johnny Depp is HOT!

The Secret Window This movie sucks, but Johnny Depp is still HOT!

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Johnny Depp is scary in a Micheal Jackson way,but Johnny Depp is still HOT!

Unleashed Ass Kicking Good Fun, get the unrated version.

Million Dollar Baby They kill her.

Team America PUPPET SEX! :omfg::omfg::omfg:

The Sixth Sense He's dead.

Basic They are ALL lying. :doh::doh::doh::doh:

Titanic The big boat sinks. :skull::skull:

Road to Perdition Don't follow Dad to work. :shock::shock:

The Others Hire better staff. :omfg::omfg::omfg::omfg:

The Ring Don't watch TV. :omfg::omfg:

Kangaroo Jack Don't fuck with animals. :blah:

Ghost Ship Stay on the boat. :doh::doh::doh:

Catch Me if You Can Stealing millions can help you land a federal job.

Speed The big bus goes fast.

Jaws The big shark dies. :omfg::omfg:

Saving Private Ryan Everyone dies but him.

Braveheart Fuck the English.

Blackhawk Down Fuck Somalia.

We Were Soldiers Fuck Jane Fonda.

Spiderman With great responsibility comes a shitty sex life. :wall::wall:

13 Ghosts Don't fuck with the dead. :skull::skull:

Shallow Hal Fat chicks are hot! :inlove:

Transporter Don't look in the bag. :beer::beer::beer::beer:

Fight Club Get some sleep. :beer::beer::beer::beer:

Forrest Gump Some millionaires are retards. :crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:

Castaway A giant FedEx commercial.

XXX What a rip off! This ain't a porno.

Charlie's Angels What a rip off! This ain't a porno.

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Alien Vs Predator II The preds aren't the only ones who can break out nukes
I Am Legend Are ALL movie albinos psycho?:beer:

Superbad The name says it all. :

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Observe and Report- Bipolar, delusions of grandeur, Anna Faris, hot coffee girl

[Walt]

Lakeview Terrace: He's crazy.

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Gran Torino- Do not fuck with old people.

Transformers II- She says "I Love You" first.

[Walt]

Valkyrie- Hitler doesn't die.

[cultistbyproxy]

Machete
A compelling story arc, mexican jedi to mexican Legalos to mexican Conan

[cultistbyproxy]

Piranha
Could any film more blatantly have the ghost of Jaws hanging over it, maybe seeing it in 3D would have helped

[Walt]

The Expendables- Arnie is in it for 2 minutes.

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Ghost Ship- Get off the boat before everyone goes to Hell.

[Walt]

PAUL- He smokes Dope and brings back the dead.