The Ratings:



:D :D :D Rent this movie.


(Feel free to pick and different smilie)
Here are mine:
Super Troopers Cops are not this silly.


Dukes of Hazzard Wonder Woman is STILL HOT!!


Pirates of the Carribean Johnny Depp is HOT!




The Secret Window This movie sucks, but Johnny Depp is still HOT!



Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Johnny Depp is scary in a Micheal Jackson way,but Johnny Depp is still HOT!

Unleashed Ass Kicking Good Fun, get the unrated version.



Million Dollar Baby They kill her.

Team America PUPPET SEX!


The Sixth Sense He's dead.





Basic They are ALL lying.

Titanic The big boat sinks.

Road to Perdition Don't follow Dad to work.

The Others Hire better staff.

The Ring Don't watch TV.

Kangaroo Jack Don't fuck with animals.

Ghost Ship Stay on the boat.

Catch Me if You Can Stealing millions can help you land a federal job.




Speed The big bus goes fast.


Jaws The big shark dies.

Saving Private Ryan Everyone dies but him.





Braveheart Fuck the English.





Blackhawk Down Fuck Somalia.





We Were Soldiers Fuck Jane Fonda.





Spiderman With great responsibility comes a shitty sex life.

13 Ghosts Don't fuck with the dead.

Shallow Hal Fat chicks are hot!


Transporter Don't look in the bag.

Fight Club Get some sleep.

Forrest Gump Some millionaires are retards.

Castaway A giant FedEx commercial.


XXX What a rip off! This ain't a porno.

Charlie's Angels What a rip off! This ain't a porno.
