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Postby Walt » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:34 am

Some good and some bad jokes regarding Tiger's Thanksgiving 2009,

Poor Tiger .....


The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I don't know exactly...put me down for a 5."

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah

Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?

Hello Mister Woods this is the On Star operator we have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window, we are contacting Nike for a new club.

Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!!

Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

Tiger Woods is owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver.
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Postby Walt » Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:22 am

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Postby Walt » Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:27 am

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Postby Walt » Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:33 am

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Postby Walt » Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:44 am

Woods Pulls out of Own Tournament.

Well I hope he has better luck than he did pulling out of the driveway.
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Postby Walt » Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:06 am

I just asked my girlfriend the big question!

She said no; she's never slept with Tiger Woods.

Apparently Tiger Woods and his missus were simply having a disagreement over a game of cards.

And as it turns out, a club beats a spade.


Why did Tiger drive into a tree?
I guess that proves Tiger is more Asian than black after all.
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Postby Walt » Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:16 pm

What do Baby Seals & Tiger Woods have in common?
They've both been clubbed by Norwegians.
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Postby Walt » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:32 am

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