Free Counter

On a bicycle -- "Removing the wheel can influence the performance of the bicycle"

(You think?)

On a hammer-- "Misuse may lead to property damage and bodily injury."

(Oh...Hell yes!!!)

On a toilet brush-- "Do not use for personal hygiene."

(Unless you're homeless.)

On washing machine-- "Do not put any person in this washer"

(No cats either.) Go see Actual Label below!

On car sun shield-- "Do not drive with shield in place."

(Unless you've been drinking of course.)

On aerosol cheese can-- "Remove cap."

(But I'm not wearing a cap.)

On a fireplace log -- "Caution: Risk of Fire."

(Yep...Hope so.)

On a Sears hairdryer -- "Do not use while sleeping."

(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

(The Shoplifter Special.)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."

(Sound advice..I guess.)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(But, it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."

(Whoops! Too late now.)

On the ipod Shuffle -- "Do not eat."


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."

(No shit?)

On electric cattle prod -- "For use on animals only."

(What if I kinda like it?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

(Well, no...not on MY body.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

(Rosie, sweetie, don't fire up the tractor because Mommy gave you medicine.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(Thanks for the heads up, Einstein.)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor and outdoor use."

(And where else might we be stringing lights. Not tonight, honey I have a headache.)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."

(Japanese instructions should be in a class of their own.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts"

(Wow! I was expecting to find motor oil.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

(Honey? If you're not too busy...)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

(You know, he gets that from your side of the family.)

On a Swedish Chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your hands or genitals."

(A lot of weird shit happens in Sweden.)

Actual Labels!!
Click on to enlarge.

Chain Saw

Baby on the oven.

More Asian Advice

Cut air holes first silly.

How to win a Darwin.

College students are smart?

Nope I use the fire extinguisher.


Just do it.

Just do it 2.

More Asian Advice.


BB gun--Okay,we'll be careful.

Jet Ski--Wear a wet suit or you'll be sorry..

Don't eat the ipod.

engrish again.

Curling Iron-Probably can burn your tongue too,Huh?

Pet Meds-Do not let your dog drink and drive.

Washing Machine- Bonus: Handy diagram to determine if door is open.

More Peanut Madness.

Oh, never mind.

Razor Scooter

A heartfelt Thank You to all the readers who have sent so many labels. If you have more Stupid Warning Labels, send them to us. Bonus points if you send a picture of the actual label (especially the ones mentioned here). Click here to submit a picture of a real stupid

Please visit my Home Page.

Like the site, give it a thumbs up!